It’s Just a Ride

A regular pointless conversational podcast between Tom Newton and Chris Cameron

April 11th, 2014    

Tiffany’s Boudoir of Electronics!

In which Chris is an electrical genius, Tom descends into an antenatal world, they sail the seven seas, talk video games, and are scared of a tall man.  


March 9th, 2014    

The Emperor’s New Clothes!

In which Chris is aroused by a unicorn, Tom is scared of Triffids and baffled by Chris' levitation, they tell a ghost story, hate remakes, and dodge gym class.


February 23rd, 2014    


In which Tom is the Daddy, Chris dispenses advice, they get excited about power laces, they discuss the ups and downs of good and poor casting, and Tom learns that he should never meet his idols.


January 20th, 2014    

Captain Abbey!

In which Tom and Chris get mixed up between ginseng and jism, mourn Mr o'Toole, google the art of wine bottle opening, eat Moreos, talk time travel and Hitler, and mock Automan.


January 5th, 2014    

Porket Wartch!

In which Chris gets cross about swiss pointy chocolate, Tom enthuses over vampy christmas gifts, they sail with Captain bellend, worry about a potential serial killer, and experience a reverse-apocalypse. 


December 22nd, 2013    

It’s Just a Sleigh Ride!

In which Tom and Chris discuss all things Christmas, get very very merry, and wish all of their listeners a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

See you in 2014 folks!

December 14th, 2013    

Hurty Heart!

In which Tom and Chris watch Whitby sink, get furious about jeans, don't meet Bill Nighy, remember Godzuki, and go Snickt!


November 16th, 2013    

I hate Michael Bublé So Much That I’m Willing To Sacrifice An Old Lady’s face!

In which Tom and Chris find gold at the end of a rainbow, Chris becomes 12, they lament their Dracula Enthusiasm, Christmas ads begin, Tom levels up, and then they expire.


October 20th, 2013    

After The Ride Episode 2

Another slice of bonus silliness this week, recorded after the main show! Featuring Guest Chatterer Julie Newton!


October 20th, 2013    

I Swear To God I’m Nearly There!

In which Chris just runs away, Tom tells Wedding Tales, they recite an Aley Horror Story, look forward to Dracula, wonder what Goosh Gangs are, and question Deadly Spiders.


October 8th, 2013    

A Nervous groom and an Amused Scotsman!

In Which Tom catches a Jar-Jar Cold, Chris Practices his best Man Speech, they peruse a Comedy catalogue and meet George Style, and discuss the joys of University Bacon.


September 21st, 2013    

Pig’s Trotter Soup-erman!

In which Tom and Chris play with lightsabers in the rain, discuss soup, examine Superman's Cut Up Parts, sleep with Lions in the Jungle, and rant about cosplay snobbery. 


September 7th, 2013    

After The Ride - Episode 1

An added extra this week; we've thrown on an extra half hour of nonsense which usually happens after each finished episode, as a new feature! Featuring guest chatterer Julie Richards!


September 7th, 2013    

BBC Radio prawns!

In which Tom and Chris make Ectoplasm, Tom makes yet another big announcement, they weep over The bat, run from a Giant Mouse Crap, eat Nazi Food, drink Potato Milkshakes, and Chris discovers that he actually is the Most Scottish.


August 17th, 2013    

Not Strictly Written Down anywhere…

In which Tom and Chris carry the weight of the world on their shoulders, visit The Smoothing Room, get nasal hair in worrying places, wonder who Fred is, drink a Cow in a Cup, and invent Jaws: The retirement.


August 3rd, 2013    

Tourist Terrorists!

In which Chris becomes an Italian waiter, Tom gets cigarette burns in his forehead, they get nerdy when Kal-El Meets bruce, surf the World Wide Wemp, question morals, and create Captain Scotland and Jeordie-El.


July 18th, 2013    

Jim Carrey’s Chicken Curry!

In which Tom and Chris get burnt alive, worry about Lapels, go to the worst disco ever, read from the Necronomicon, Wank into a kettle, and discover some fascinating facts.


June 22nd, 2013    

Fire It Up! The Crow Movie Special!

In which Tom and Chris marvel at the Worst Wig in Cinema, play the Brandon/not Brandon Game, inhale eyeballs, Become obsessed with teaspoons, and laugh at Winston Zeddemore's Moustache.


May 30th, 2013    

Iron Mandalorian!

In which Tom and Chris mourn Mr Manzarek, meet Aquilla Thejapseye, bust some myths, Chris becomes Thorfin Summerled, and they watch the worst movies of all time.


May 14th, 2013    

Sexy Seagulls!

In which Tom and Chris are accosted by Satan the Dog Warden, Birds make Tom feel inadequate in the bedroom, they go swimming with heavily Tattooed men, and catch up on the latest BBC witchhunt.


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