Placid, or Major Stonk-on?!

In which Tom and Chris get foodie, play with Star Wars figures, talk cameos, possible plots, and have a quiz from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

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Lesbian Lizards!

In which Tom and Chris mourn Mr Williams, take on ice bucket challenges and sleepless nights, suffer spider revenge, and talk vampire chronicles and universal monsters.

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Louis!

In which Tom and Chris get a little serious and talk about the birth of Louis Newton!

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Rape Arker Jr!

In which Chris is concerned about Tom's colour, they change their mind about McConaughey, enthuse about the return of Lestat, berate more sequels, and talk Star Wars and crossovers. 

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Tomnado!

In which Chris deeply disturbs Tom with a horror story, they mourn Mr Mayall, encounter a Great White, go diving, and fail to survive a quiz.

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The Male Genopause!

In which Tom and Chris forget everything, discuss the Dawning of Justice, get Flashy, Chris brings baby gifts, Tom writes a song, and they celebrate Helloween.

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There Can Be Only…Two! A Highlander Movie Special!

In which Tom and Chris meet a French Scotsman and a Scottish Spaniard, Barbara has a tape recorder in her box, nuns wear Pepperami Hats, and nobody knows what The Quickening actually is.

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Goodnight Wee Man!

In which Tom and Chris hate Midgies and Wasps, do not wanna build a snowman, have fashion disasters, rant about Mr Clarkson, announce a movie special, and experience a sharknado.

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Happy Little Clouds!

In which Chris levels up and tells of his holiday park horror, Tom's cringe gland goes into overdrive, they sing-a-long with Mr Ross, get quizzical, and mourn Mr Hoskins.

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The McSsiah!

In which Tom and Chris mosh to some heavy woodwind, remember walkmans, Visit Gotham, avoid Cagney and Lacey, and come outdoors.

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Tiffany’s Boudoir of Electronics!

In which Chris is an electrical genius, Tom descends into an antenatal world, they sail the seven seas, talk video games, and are scared of a tall man.  

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The Emperor’s New Clothes!

In which Chris is aroused by a unicorn, Tom is scared of Triffids and baffled by Chris' levitation, they tell a ghost story, hate remakes, and dodge gym class.

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Beanus!

In which Tom is the Daddy, Chris dispenses advice, they get excited about power laces, they discuss the ups and downs of good and poor casting, and Tom learns that he should never meet his idols.

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Captain Abbey!

In which Tom and Chris get mixed up between ginseng and jism, mourn Mr o'Toole, google the art of wine bottle opening, eat Moreos, talk time travel and Hitler, and mock Automan.

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Porket Wartch!

In which Chris gets cross about swiss pointy chocolate, Tom enthuses over vampy christmas gifts, they sail with Captain bellend, worry about a potential serial killer, and experience a reverse-apocalypse. 

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It’s Just a Sleigh Ride!

In which Tom and Chris discuss all things Christmas, get very very merry, and wish all of their listeners a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


See you in 2014 folks!
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Hurty Heart!

In which Tom and Chris watch Whitby sink, get furious about jeans, don't meet Bill Nighy, remember Godzuki, and go Snickt!

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I hate Michael Bublé So Much That I’m Willing To Sacrifice An Old Lady’s face!

In which Tom and Chris find gold at the end of a rainbow, Chris becomes 12, they lament their Dracula Enthusiasm, Christmas ads begin, Tom levels up, and then they expire.

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After The Ride Episode 2

Another slice of bonus silliness this week, recorded after the main show! Featuring Guest Chatterer Julie Newton!

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I Swear To God I’m Nearly There!

In which Chris just runs away, Tom tells Wedding Tales, they recite an Aley Horror Story, look forward to Dracula, wonder what Goosh Gangs are, and question Deadly Spiders.

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